Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Letter to Miley



Dear Miley,

We at Big Kid Powersports have become a safe house for Ditch Bangers all over the world.  We have opened our doors to those that need parts for their powersport machines and we don't judge them based on how they damaged their rides.  We have helped so many riders get back in the ditches, on the trails, tracks, and roads of America.  We keep them out of the hands of "The Dealers" and we send them back into the world with a sense of security and confidence.  They are part of something bigger.  They are part of a family.  Our family.  A family that spans the world.  A family that shares the passion, the drive, and addiction for riding.  And like any family, we have a crest.  That crest tells the world what we are all about.  That crest stands proud on many of our chests.

You have shocked many communities with the VMA twerk, a cut up Jordan Jersey, and whatever that Sinead O'conner thing was.  Honestly, I didn't pay attention to that one.  I didn't even know O'Conner was still around.  Doesn't matter.  We understand that you are starting a "movement".  We have a movement of our own that we have been painstakingly building.

What you have done is preposterous, and hurtful.  We would like a formal apology.  An apology to all of the Ditch Bangers in the world.  What we find so devastating is.... you never invited us to your Ditch Bangerz Lounge.  It looks KILLER!  And WTF, we never made spandex sports bra's with the IBD crest on it.  What a great idea!  I know a few guys that would wear that too... well, should.

Anywhoooo... in closure, next time you hang in your Ditch Bangerz Lounge, invite us all over to hang.  Nothing says party like dirt bikes, sleds, atvs, and side by sides scattered all over the lawn.  Let's make this a thing.  We will have your Dad over and throw down a mud bog.  Let's do this.

Thank You,
Doug and Mike
Owners of Big Kid Powersports
Ditch Banger Headquarters

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